let slip the dogs of war,
posted 1 year ago + 2 notes

  • Dean and Seb have known each other for five years. They’ve been dating for two. 
  • It all started when Dean needed a sniper, and of course, he only wanted the best. 
  • As both men profess to be incredibly straight, their bromance was rather adorable for quite a while. Nobody really thought they were in denial, simply because nobody ever saw anything going on that could even be construed as less than heterosexual.
  • And then they got drunk and Dean found himself forced up against a wall. It turned into a fight and then it just turned into sex.
  • They both tried to ignore it, but you don’t have amnesia inducing, bone breaking, dimension ripping intercourse and just move on. 
  • Sebastian asked Dean to marry him. Dean said no, if only because he wanted to be the one to ask Sebastian. 
  • They don’t get rings, but Seb gets a new rifle and Dean gets new rims for the impala.
  • The wedding has three attendees. Jim, Cas, and Sam. Death apparently ‘lost the invite’. Jim was pouting the entire time. 
  • The reception, however, involved strippers of both sexes, enough booze to sink the Titanic and more supernatural beings than Seb cared for.
  • Jim finally did get to meet Death. They’re on perfectly friendly terms if only because Jim has kept him rather busy in Tibet of late.
  • Dean and Sebastian went to India during their honeymoon and found seven entirely new breeds of demons. 
  • Dean doesn’t need Castiel to save him anymore. That’s why he married Seb.

#rockingtheimpala #sebastian moran #and #dean winchester #? #ohhh kay! #sebchester #morchester #winran #debastian #oooh #debastian #i ship it #marry me


posted 1 year ago
rockingtheimpala → Top of 8 Canada Square, meet me there. 'Guy' works in the building opposite. You could get him from there, right?

not even a problem.

#rockingtheimpala


posted 1 year ago + 6 notes

dean winchester and sebastian moran teaming up?

yeah.

i think this is going to be fun.

#rockingtheimpala #dean winchester #sebastian moran #roleeeeplllaaaayyy~


posted 1 year ago

i’m in. 

#rockingtheimpala


posted 1 year ago
rockingtheimpala → Pretty likely, I'd guess. But 'least you'd know how to defend yourself from 'em.

dangerous?

#rockingtheimpala


posted 1 year ago
rockingtheimpala → Can't offer you money, barely got any myself.. How 'bout I owe you one? [ sorry if this went through more than once, my phone was playing up ]

after i do this job how likely is it that i’ll have demons, disasters and all manner of devilry knocking frequently on my door?

#rockingtheimpala


posted 1 year ago
rockingtheimpala → Like I said, need a good sniper. Ain't a bad shot myself, but it ain't exactly my area of expertise. Got a slippery fucker that I can't get close to, so you gotta take him out from afar.

i think i can do that.

what do i get in return?

#rockingtheimpala


posted 1 year ago
rockingtheimpala → A'ight, look. I'm gonna just cut the bullshit. There's stuff out there you wouldn't even believe. Ghosts, monsters, that shit ain't just nightmares. I can give you the info you need to protect yourself against 'em.

i’ve never had any trouble before, but let’s say i believe you. 

what do you want from me?

#rockingtheimpala


posted 1 year ago
rockingtheimpala → Moran, that's it. Knew it was somethin' like that. Listen, man, it's our choice whether you help me out or not, but I'll make it worth wastin' your time.

what’re you offering?

#rockingtheimpala


posted 1 year ago
rockingtheimpala → You're Moron, right? Heard you're a good shot, amirite? Could do with a favor, considerin' I need a guy who knows snipers.

moran. 

and that’s hardly a way to go around asking for favors, yeah?

#rockingtheimpala