let slip the dogs of war,
posted 9 months ago + 2 notes

TOWER is not just a list of contacts. it’s an interactive program that lets me assess a persons value. it allows me to dispatch information securely, run a team through a mission and receive information back. i designed it myself and i must say, it’s very good.

#this is a callout to anyone who has ever wanted to play with me #ever #if your character has any sort of special skills #or think that they could be useful to Sebastian Moran in his day to day operations #like this or leave me a note and we'll talk! #i'm writing up the TOWER already #but hit me up #< 3


posted 10 months ago + 79 notes — via stupidsexypsychos
there’s a good lad.

there’s a good lad.

#oh #okay #i didn't need #anything #to do things #today #ever #oh my #oh my goodness #phosphenes


posted 12 months ago + 169 notes — via n-savier
bossboss what on earth.what the fuck boss?what the actual fuck?

boss
boss what on earth.
what the fuck boss?
what the actual fuck?

#ahahah #seb is like #that is not coming into the bedroom #ever #at all #phosphenes


posted 1 year ago + 10 notes
kenningcroft
#no #regrets #ever


posted 1 year ago + 10 notes
for you lovely people.
xxxL

for you lovely people.

xxxL

#out dancing #may or may not be tipsy #yep #no #regrets #ever #phosphenes


posted 1 year ago + 8 notes
Anonymous → Top five things you're afraid to say to someone.

  1. oh fuck, i broke a nail
  2. wait, turn that radio back, that’s my jam
  3. let’s go exercising together. i heard zumba is fun.
  4. what do you mean, i can’t have a pina colada?
  5. i quit

#Anonymous #favorites #things you will never hear #sebastian moran #say #ever


posted 1 year ago + 62 notes — via langdalepike, © tigerjaw
leash,

langdalepike:

“You can’t just - no. I am traumatized. I am fucking shaking. Look at my hand.”

Langdale held out his hand. Traumatized might have been a tad melodramatic but his slender fingers were indeed trembling; not comically so, but he was visibly pale and shaken.  

“You can’t just kill people in front of me and then act like we just went and had a beer. For fuck’s sake. I’m implicated. You’ve implicated me, you - you inexplicably appealing dickhead.”

Sebastian rolled his eyes and pushed Langdale into the car, forcing him to sit down as he climbed in, folding long limbs in the backseat. He nodded at the driver and they pulled slowly away from the curb, not a single noise out of place in the residential area. No sirens, yelling, hysterics. The only overreaction was the one happening next to him.

“That’s my job, remember?” Sebastian said, pulling off his gloves slowly, sticking them in the pocket of his jacket. He looked over at the other man, completely entertained, not even thinking a bit about the two dead men in the townhouse they had just left, “Temper, Mister Pike, praise like that is practically an invitation for me to ravish you.”

#rp:leash #ahahhaa #best #insult #ever